(Be careful his bow tie is really a camera!)
America is beer on a hot summer day
America is: yellow beer + blue water = green beer.
(Very America, but for a different holiday…)
America is: face stuffing
The hot dog eating winner (Gus) took the crown by consuming 8 foot long hot dogs with a minimum of “excessive bun debris.”
America is: people who put their hands in the air to catch any free thing flung at them
Even when it’s a T-shirt with a picture of this guy…
American is: free “airbrush tattoos” composed of glue and glittter
America is: singularly compelling signs
I believe this deep fried twinkie (definitely a “thing”) is part of a long running quest that began in Scotland over a decade ago.
What’s more America than deep frying a twinkie and topping it with whipped cream AND powdered sugar?? Nothing. That’s what.
Anticipation in lawn chairs. Very America.
And the moon rose over an open field…
Happy 4th, ya’ll!